Rodney Dangerfield character Monty Capuletti
Joe Pesci character Nicky Cerone
Geraldine Fitzgerald character Mrs. Monahan
Candice Azzara character Rose Capuletti (as Candy Azzara)
Val Avery character Louie the Bartender
Tom Noonan character Paddy
Taylor Negron character Julio
Lili Haydn character Belinda Capuletti
Jennifer Jason Leigh character Allison Capuletti
Jeffrey Jones character Clive Barlow
Tom Ewell character Scrappleton
Jeff Altman character Bill Jones (as Jeffrey Altman)
Kimberly McArthur character Ginger Jones
Paul Herman character Bar Owner
Mary Pat Gleason character Party Mother
Angela Pietropinto character Party Mother
Harsh Nayyar character Dr. Vindaldo
Frank Vincent character Mobster Dressed in Trenchcoat
Nick Vallelonga character Singing Wedding Party Guest
Walt Gorney character Monahan's Security Guard
David Vasquez character Hector
Frank Simpson character Father McIntyre
Arch Johnson character Vendor at Armory
Dennis Blair character Fashion Critic / Old Dying Man
Steve Szucs character Bar Fly
Jennifer Dana Giangrasso character Birthday Girl
