Walter Matthau character George Wilson
Mason Gamble character Dennis Mitchell
Joan Plowright character Martha Wilson
Christopher Lloyd character Switchblade Sam
Lea Thompson character Alice Mitchell
Robert Stanton character Henry Mitchell
Amy Sakasitz character Margaret Wade
Kellen Hathaway character Joey
Paul Winfield character Chief of Police
Natasha Lyonne character Polly
Devin Ratray character Mickey
Hank Johnston character Gunther
Melinda Mullins character Andrea
Billie Bird character Edith Butterwell
Bill Erwin character Edward Little
Arnold Stang character Photographer
Ben Stein character Boss
Ethel Gerstein character Gaggle Lady #1
Rebecca Hogan character Gaggle Lady #2
Leona Toppel character Gaggle Lady #3
Peggy Goldberg character Gaggle Lady #4
Jack McGuigan character Gaggle Man
Corey Vane character Mike
Casey Gamble character Hide and Seeker
Daiana Campeanu character Babysitter
Robert A. Saunders character Broken Arm Babysitter
Beverly J. O'Donnell character Elderly Babysitter
Betty character Ruff
Suzy Brack character Next-Door Neighbor (uncredited)
Thomas F. Evans character Dennis Mitchell's Neighbor (uncredited)
Kirk Kelly character Kid in Window (uncredited)
Jeannie Russell character Neighbor (uncredited)
