Sid James character Gladstone Screwer
Kenneth Williams character Doctor Frederick Carver
Charles Hawtrey character Doctor Ernest Stoppidge
Jim Dale character Doctor Jimmy Nookey
Joan Sims character Ellen Moore
Barbara Windsor character Goldie Locks aka Maud Boggins
Hattie Jacques character Matron
Patsy Rowlands character Miss Fosdick
Peter Butterworth character Shuffling Patient
Elizabeth Knight character Nurse Willing
Alexandra Dane character Stout Woman
Peter Gilmore character Henry
Pat Coombs character New Matron
Patricia Hayes character Mrs. Beasley
William Mervyn character Lord Paragon
Lucy Griffiths character Old Lady in Headphones
Harry Locke character Porter
Gwendolyn Watts character Night Sister
Valerie Leon character Deirdre
Frank Singuineau character Native Porter
Valerie Van Ost character Out-Patients Sister
Billy Cornelius character Patient in Plaster
Simon Cain character X-Ray Man
Elspeth March character Hospital Board Member
Valerie Shute character Nurse
Ann Lancaster character Miss Armitage
Lewis Alexander character Man Dancing at Party (uncredited)
Jack Arrow character Outpatient (uncredited)
Frances Baker character Fat Lady (uncredited)
Donald Bisset character Patient (uncredited)
Wilfrid Brambell character Mr. Pullen (uncredited)
Shakira Caine character Scrubba (uncredited)
Jenny Counsell character Night Nurse (uncredited)
Jill Damas character Night Nurse (uncredited)
Claire Davenport character Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Heather Emmanuel character Plump Native Girl (uncredited)
Mabel Etherington character Lady at Dance (uncredited)
Frank Forsyth character Mr. Bean (uncredited)
Hugh Futcher character Taxi Driver (uncredited)
Jill Goldston character Nurse (uncredited)
Alan Harris character Man at Dance (uncredited)
Alan Harris character Waiter (uncredited)
Faith Kent character Matron (uncredited)
Anthony Lang character Sick-Looking Man (uncredited)
Aileen Lewis character Lady Dancing at Party (uncredited)
Louis Matto character Waiter (uncredited)
Rosalind Mendleson character Outpatient (uncredited)
Harry Phipps character Outpatient (uncredited)
George Roderick character Waiter (uncredited)
Eric Rogers character Bandleader (uncredited)
Georgina Simpson character Nurse (uncredited)
Emile Stemmler character Waiter (uncredited)
Yutte Stensgaard character Trolley Nurse (uncredited)
Bob Todd character Patient on Breathing Apparatus (uncredited)
Johnnie Wade character Chauffeur (uncredited)
Pearl Walters character Lady at Dance (uncredited)
Eric Wetherell character Man at Dance (uncredited)
Michael Stevens character Orderly (uncredited)
