Keanu Reeves character Ted Logan
Alex Winter character Bill S. Preston
George Carlin character Rufus
Terry Camilleri character Napoleon
Dan Shor character Billy the Kid
Tony Steedman character Socrates
Rod Loomis character Dr. Sigmund Freud
Al Leong character Genghis Khan
Jane Wiedlin character Joan of Arc
Robert V. Barron character Abraham Lincoln
Clifford David character Ludwig van Beethoven
Hal Landon Jr. character Captain Logan
Bernie Casey character Mr. Ryan
Amy Stoch character Missy Preston
J. Patrick McNamara character Mr. Preston
Frazier Bain character Deacon Logan
Diane Franklin character Princess Joanna
Kimberley Kates character Princess Elizabeth
William Robbins character Ox Robbins
Steve Shepherd character Randolf
Anne Machette character Buffy
Traci Dawn Davis character Jody
Duncan McLeod character Bartender
John Clure character Tattooed Cowboy
Jim Cody Williams character Bearded Cowboy
Dusty O'Dee character Old West Ugly Dude
Heather Pittman character Kerry
Ruth Pittman character Daphne
Richard Alexander character Bowling Alley Manager
James Bowbitch character John the Serf
John Karlsen character Evil Duke
Jeanne Hermine Herek character Mother at Waterslides
Jonathan Bond character Waterslide Attendant
Jeff S. Goodrich character Music Store Salesman
Lisa Rubin character Girl at Mall
Marjean Holden character Student Speaker
Claudia Templeton character Aerobic Saleswoman
Carol Gossler character Aerobic Instructor
James D. Nelson character Mall Photographer
Marcia Darroch character Store Clerk
Steven Rotblatt character Police Psychiatrist
Ed Solomon character Stupid Waiter
Chris Matheson character Ugly Waiter
Mark Ogden character Neanderthal #1
Tom Dugan character Neanderthal #2
Ron Althoff character Security Guard
Martha Davis character The Three Most Important People In The World
Fee Waybill character The Three Most Important People In The World
Clarence Clemons character The Three Most Important People In The World
Phillip V. Caruso character Dance Photographer (uncredited)
Lee Hollingsworth character Student (uncredited)
Greg Lutz character Deputy (uncredited)
Michael S. Murphey character Mr. Ward (uncredited)
Golan Ramraz character Kid at Waterslides (uncredited)
Darrell Redleaf-Fielder character Mall Goer (uncredited)
