Kevin Farley character Michael Malone
Kelsey Grammer character General George S. Patton
Leslie Nielsen character Leslie Nielsen
Trace Adkins character Angel of Death
Robert Davi character Aziz
Geoffrey Arend character Mohammed
Travis Schuldt character Josh
Jon Voight character President George Washington
James Woods character Todd Grosslight
Dennis Hopper character Judge Clarence Henderson
Kevin Sorbo character George Mulrooney
Bill O'Reilly character Himself
David Alan Grier character Rastus Malone
Gary Coleman character Slave
Christopher McDonald character Lab Technician
Serdar Kalsin character Ahmed
Oliver Muirhead character Neville Chamberlain
Karri Turner character Lab Tech 2
Alaina Huffman character Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton character Herself
Simon Rex character Himself
Dana Lyn Baron character Speaker 1940's
Julian Berlin character Woman at Awards Party
Cocoa Brown character Airport Security Guard 1
Mary Castro character Hottie
Nikki DeLoach character Lily
Susan Deming character It's That Michael Malone!
Katie Gill character Rehearsal Actress
Cameron Goodman character Political Aide
Camille Grammer character I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Mary Hart character Entertainment Tonight Host
Kaleigh Kennedy character Becca/Kaleigh
Simone Lotter character Partygoer 2
Jillian Murray character Heather
Gail O'Grady character Jane Wagstaffe
Anna Osceola character Molly Duncan
Lu Parker character Reporter 1
Amy Povich character Airport Passenger 1
Jane Park Smith character Reporter 2
Jenna Vogeler character Tiny Tina/Jenna
Lauren Lee Smith character Voice of Reason
Nadine Ellis character Parent
Marilyn Rising character Parent
Julianne Waters character Columbia Student '1968'
Christy Williams character Columbia Student '1968'
Alexander DiPersia character Rehearsal Actor
Sandi Johnson character Professor
Mark Vafiades character Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Jesse Heiman character Young Michael Malone
