Willa Fitzgerald character Connie
John Magaro character Paul
Vondie Curtis-Hall character Samuel
Catherine Curtin character Lena
Richard Kind character Jack
Sullivan Jones character Barry
Bruce Campbell character Richard Nixon (voice)
Jon Cryer character H.R. 'Bob' Haldeman (voice)
Ted Raimi character General Al Haig (voice)
Lloyd Kaufman character Jeffries
Marija Abney character Cheryl
Alanna Saunders character Daisy
Claire Saunders character Daffodil
Gina Kreiezmar character Deb
Chris Quintos Cathcart character Rose Mary Woods (voice)
